🚫 YOU ARE BANNED 🚫
You have been PERMANENTLY BANNED from this website for trying to STEAL MY CODE!!!!
😡🔨⛔💀
Your IP address has been reported to the FBI, CIA, NASA, and my dad (who works at Microsoft)!!!!
(ok fine click the X to get unbanned... but I'm watching you 👀)
🌐 WeLcOmE tO mY wEbPaGe 🌐
HeLLo EvErYoNe!!!! My NaMe iS wEbMaStEr_cOoLdUdE_69 aNd ThIs iS mY tOtAlLy AwEsOmE wEbSiTe!!!!! I mAdE iT aLl By MySeLf UsInG nOtEpAd!!!! 😎😎😎 PlEaSe Do NoT sTeAl My CoDe Or I wIlL tElL mY dAd WhO wOrKs At MiCrOsOfT!!!!
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AbOuT mE 🤓
| 👤 Name: | NOT TELLING (stranger danger!!) |
| 🎂 Age: | Old enough to make websites!!! |
| 📍 Location: | Earth (probably) |
| 💻 Favorite Browser: | Internet Explorer 6 (the BEST one) |
| 🎮 Hobbies: | Making websites, collecting GIFs, feeding my hamster |
| 🍕 Favorite Food: | Pizza with pineapple AND anchovies (fight me) |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This website is amazing,
And so are you!!!
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(i wrote that myself btw 😊)
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cool website bro!!!! can u teach me HTML???
WOW this is the BEST website i have EVER seen!!!!! 10/10!!!!!
very nice sweetie, dinner is ready come downstairs
FREQUENTLY AXED QUESTIONS (FAQ) ❓
Q: How did you make this website so amazing?
A: Years of practise and also I watched a YouTube tutorial once
Q: Can I steal your code?
A: NO!!!! I will find you!!!! My dad works at Microsoft!!!!
Q: Why does everything blink and spin?
A: Because it looks COOL and you are JEALOUS
Q: Why is the website screaming at me?
A: Because it LOVES you!!!! (also I thought it was funny)
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